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Friday, December 11, 2009 @ 5:08 PM
what's up doc   Laughter is truly my way of coping. the whining about not wanting to see a doctor followed by a two hours (possibly more) wait for the doctor resulted in me being one hell of a feverish wreck that cannot for the love of God stop laughing. i spent the entire two hours talking non stop to woeilin. i behaved as if once i stop talking, i would slip into a coma. honestly i don't know how woeilin put up with me. at some point, i remembered mumbling something about suing the doctor if i die waiting. "I WILL SUE THEM WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE!!!!!" says chiewyee with fever. usually i am more civilised, but having a high fever does things to your brain. when it was FINALLY my turn, i stood up and almost came crashing down, because i sat so long that my right leg was now numb and incapable of supporting any weight. so i practically dragged and laughed myself into the consultation room. trust me, the doctor was amused. he wasn't even taking me seriously until he measured my temperature. 40.3degrees celsius woeilin and the doctor started talking about how i don't look sick even when i have such a high fever while i sat there waiting for God to heal me. doctor: you need a jab. me: OMG PAIN OR NOT? doctor: ok, like ant bite me: hahaha omg! me: where are you going to inject? doctor: arm or butt? me: er arm? i swear the entire time he was trying to insert the needle, i kept on laughing and laughing, stopping only to exclaim 'OMG PAIN HAHAHA' i laughed so loud the entire clinic can hear. and this is not the end of the story. when i got home, i realised i was allergic to the jab, and my eyelids swelled themselves into non-existence. those were horrible times, i couldn't even look at myself in the mirror haha. thankfully, all's well now and my double eyelids are back. now we all know if someone wants to kill me, they can try to overdose me with Nurofen. |
