Once upon a time (around October 11th 2009), a strapping young man (SYM) made a decision to be in cahoots with a Singaporean version of Hello Kitty. Unknown to the SYM, the Singaporean Hello Kitty was a bully. During this period of time, the SYM endured many an obstacle. He was treated insensitively, being called names like "Xiao Bad Baby" to "Astro Boy", just to name a few. But he held on because the Singaporean Hello Kitty is a charming cat who also looks like she would cut the SYM with her toenails. "Astro Boy" tried many times to salvage the situation. Using the blessings that Daddy God gave to him, he sang in his angelic voice, he danced his tender dance, as graceful as a comprehensive cover and he told nothing but the best jokes (as voted by everybody at omgitsxav) to Singaporean Hello Kitty. This only managed to make the Singaporean Hello Kitty go "Meow" (x3). Surviving on multiple glasses of Orange Juice and a few bottles of Yakult, the SYM tried to win over the Singaporean Hello Kitty with Cat Food, Japanese Food and Cucumbers. This only added to the Singaporean Cat's rage and one day, in her blind outburst of rage, she bestowed a description upon the SYM that has made him officially the poorest thing in History. The Singaporean Hello Kitty called him...

Cute.

This amount of delusion is evidence of how the Singaporean Hello Kitty is The... I mean, THE Poorest Thing.

Once upon a time (around October 11th 2009), a strapping young man (SYM) made a decision to be in cahoots with a Singaporean version of Hello Kitty. Unknown to the SYM, the Singaporean Hello Kitty was a bully. During this period of time, the SYM endured many an obstacle. He was treated insensitively, being called names like "Xiao Bad Baby" to "Astro Boy", just to name a few. But he held on because the Singaporean Hello Kitty is a charming cat who also looks like she would cut the SYM with her toenails. "Astro Boy" tried many times to salvage the situation. Using the blessings that Daddy God gave to him, he sang in his angelic voice, he danced his tender dance, as graceful as a comprehensive cover and he told nothing but the best jokes (as voted by everybody at omgitsxav) to Singaporean Hello Kitty. This only managed to make the Singaporean Hello Kitty go "Meow" (x3). Surviving on multiple glasses of Orange Juice and a few bottles of Yakult, the SYM tried to win over the Singaporean Hello Kitty with Cat Food, Japanese Food and Cucumbers. This only added to the Singaporean Cat's rage and one day, in her blind outburst of rage, she bestowed a description upon the SYM that has made him officially the poorest thing in History. The Singaporean Hello Kitty called him...

Cute.

This amount of delusion is evidence of how the Singaporean Hello Kitty is The... I mean, THE Poorest Thing.